Friday, October 21, 2005

Why You Should Hate Coconut Fred

Coconut Fred is taking up thirty whole munutes of time that could be spent watching XS! That's why all true XS fans wish that XIAOLIN AND HAYLIN WILL TEAM UP, AND CHALLANGE FRED TO A SHOWDOWN, AND HE WON'T UNDERSTAND, AND WHEN THEY EXPLAIN IT, THAT EXCUSE FOR A BRAIN OF HIS WILL EXPLODE, AND KIMIKO WILL ROAST ALL THE LITTLE PIECES WITH THE STAR HANABI, AND SHE AND JACK WILL KISS OVER A PLATE OF BBQ-ED COCONUT, AND THE KIMUNDO SHIPPERS WILL FINALY SHUT UP!!!!!!

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

But Jack is MIIIIIINE!!!!! *Looks manical*

10:08 AM  
Blogger Ryn said...

NO!!! HE LIKES KIMIKO!!!!!! AND YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!!!!

1:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aww... *sniffle*

2:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now, if only I had another shoe... What? Oh, right, here's a physh for your loverly story.

6:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amen! I know what you mean about that numbfuck coconut. And the sucky new line-up. But unlike you I'm a Chase/Kimiko 'shipper.....I just like unconventional pairings.
BTW, Coconut Fred is going to be given the lawsuit from hell from Spongebob......

8:08 PM  

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